about kisses

a return of the deep and manly jessica. i've been thinking about kisses, they're a bit weird, aren't they? someone sticks their tongue in your mouth and you go for it. i hate kisses with loads of tongue, feels like a wet choking. some like it. especially italians. especially italian models. avoid that if you don't like the golden retriever kind of kiss. i've been thinking about why we do it. well, it's obvious why. to some it's just a nice way of wasting time, to others an expression of feelings, but usually it's just the first step towards sex. i have other reasons to it. i never think of the next step, i have never in my life actually thought about sex before i'm already in it (or well, it is in me, if we want to be technical), i've never really had feelings, and usually it's not a good timewaste (see description of italian models and their way of kissing). i'd say my number one reason to kiss someone is absolute drunkenness. alright, i've kissed on dares, i've kissed to make someone shut up, i've even kissed out of pity, but mostly i just do it when i'm drunk. if i can't afford another beer i might as well find something (someone) else to do. my last kiss was friday night/saturday morning. my best kiss? i honestly don't know. not the italian model, that's for sure.